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My name is Patrice. I revolve around bad jokes, clash of clans, and big dreams.
BRUH

— WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHY DO I KEEP SAYING IT?? MY MOM TOLD ME TO CLEAN MY ROOM TODAY AND I LOOKED HER STRAIGHT IN THE EYE AND SAID “BRUH” (via isnowfairy)

(Source: isnowfairy, via band-members-steal-razors)

unsolve:

who wore it better

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(Source: unsolve, via dadfarm)

Only a bad musician blames their instument

— My music teacher, when I said I couldn’t play because my recorder was broken. It was literally in two pieces. (via pandyssian)

(Source: kat-bots, via punxmusicislife)

  • nice friend person: hey, how've you been?
  • me: capitalism is crushing me. i am barely surviving. i am full of toxic resentment. i want revenge.
channelyouranger:

thedisputed:



I saw this when I was walking home, and it just made me sad.

This hits hard.

fuck


q’d

channelyouranger:

thedisputed:


I saw this when I was walking home, and it just made me sad.

This hits hard.

fuck

q’d

(Source: nebygatica, via innocentprattle)

melkorwashere:

thranduil-stormborn:

naturemetaltolkien:

Tolkien died in 1973. Reverse it and you get 3791.
Three rings for the elven kings under the sky, seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for mortal men doomed to die, and one for the dark lord on his dark throne.

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(via fuckyoutoovarys)


A million hooks around A million ways to die
A million hooks around 
A million ways to die

(via band-members-steal-razors)

thatfunnyblog:

dont even look at me unless you look like this

thatfunnyblog:

dont even look at me unless you look like this

(Source: bellinitini, via kuzcosllama)

gooutfighting:

if you say you don’t know the lyrics to at least one high school musical song then you are lying

(Source: moistbottom, via herlifeasawallflower)