extremely happy rn
i accidentally just wrote “the soviet onion” on my paper and now i can’t stop laughing
I thought we were having a moment…you ruined it
How History Books Will Remember The Government Shut Down: A Masterpost
i never want this post to die
tumblr doesnt support internet explorer anymore
the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people
nicotine // panic! at the disco
i taste you on my lips and i can’t get rid of you
so i say damn your kiss and the awful things you do
Well…that escalated quickly.
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT
but it turned out to be everything i wanted
Best plot twist of all time.
in a jiffy
harry: everyone else in the vroom can see it
guy in next lane: shit
guy in next lane: good one
guy in next lane: shut the fuck up
"i wish i was born in the 90s" says the young girl. suddenly, her surroundings change- french flags fly above and around her, crowds are cheering. it is france, 1793. the king is dead. long live the revolution.