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My name is Patrice. I revolve around bad jokes, clash of clans, and big dreams.

novub:

hey now 

you’re an allstar

get your game on

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(via hailthealmightyglowcloud)

givemeinternet:

I’m sure this means something, but don’t ask me what.

givemeinternet:

I’m sure this means something, but don’t ask me what.

(via delirious-in-delaware)

  • mom: what do u want 4 birthdy??
  • me: video gaem
  • mom: no vid game, child.
  • me: money
  • mom: 4 what
  • me: for video gm ae
  • mom: outsmarted agen

milliardo:

milliardo:

when your white friends defend you

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when you defend your white friends

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(Source: milliardo, via stumphies)

ringingallover:

meecheee123:

ringingallover:

do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho

Centaurs aren’t real. Do you understand that?

yes that is why i made a tumblr post about this instead of just asking a real centaur

(via sierraklaus)

fartgallery:

they say milk helps babies grow but ive poured 3 cartons of it over this baby and so far all it has done is cry

(via patrickstumpisthe13thdoctor)

the-real-jeff:

Never forget the REAL skeleton war

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(via narrypng)

  • Teacher: ok class what's 13-8
  • Student: 5
  • Teacher: oh wait I forgot U R A Q T
  • Student: haha you'll get the d later

bewbin:

bewbin:

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

Briefcase

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